Lakers New Coach, Mike Brown Needs to Be On CRIBS

New LA Angeles Lakers Head Coach Mike “Breezy” Brown has more swag than the peyote injesting (rem you don’t smoke it), anti-gay joking former Laker Head Coach, Phil Jackson ever had. OC Register reports that Mike Brown just bought a “15-room, 9,500-square-foot ‘Mediterranean-style’ home in Anaheim Hills, CA” for $3 million, even though the asking price was $4.5 million.

Hustlin….Hustlin… Cream on the inside, Clean on the outside. Million Dolla Paint Job.... The fatty only eats Ice Cream. But the true swag of Mike Brown was shown when it was discovered what was INSIDE MIKE BROWN’S CRIB: a 350-gallon aquarium, temperature controlled fur closets, and the one thing THAT GIVES MIKE ALL THA SWAG IN THA WORLD…“A SPRAY TANNING BOOTH.” Now you may ask…Why would Mike Brown, a black man want a spray tanning booth in his home? Well first off Mike Brown is str8 G so you should never doubt str8 Gs. Second, what if...

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